March 2010
8 posts
So
I’ve been doing yoga and jogging for like a month now, and at first the fact that I smoke cigarettes was really a stumbling block. I couldn’t take a deep breath, and by the time I had jogged to the end of the street I was ready to go into cardiac arrest. But I kept going and it got better; it made me want to smoke less and I was acquiring better lung capacity. Last night, however, I...
Bullshit
the water rushes in
and dilutes you until
there’s not even a
bad taste in my mouth.
you’re the pinprick
in the small of my back,
releasing endorphins and
bringing me into union
with the Universal Soul,
at least, I think you are.
my chakras align as we
slide into downward-
facing dog and I grip
the bedposts and bury
my face in organic cotton
sheets.
Isn't it the weirdest feeling
Kind of knowing someone who dies?
February 2010
11 posts
Rednecks by Randy Newman
“we’re...
January 2010
1 post
Well
I guess I’m using Tumblr again.
September 2009
54 posts
Oh and
The Flying Spaghetti Monster date raped me at a frat party.
Happy Quds Day
Remember to tell all those Zionist Jews in your life to play nice and share!
Never Forget
Let’s never forget this infamous day in history…when in 1991 a commuter plane crashed near Houston killing 14 passengers.
shows like glee are prime examples that obama's...
thischarmingfag:
beware glee will record itself on your tivo, it don’t give a fuck who you are.. it will do it.
I tried watching it last night. It physically repulsed me.
I'm saving myself for marriage
Damn right you are. You’re so fucking ugly, your future husband may have you save it after marriage as well.
Black Dog by Robert Spring
“In the beginning, we were all fish, okay, swimming around in the water. And then...”
– Miss Garrison
I just remembered
One time in high school this girl had a baby by her uncle. The family tried to play it off as rape, but the girl straight up told me that she wanted to sleep with and have the baby with him. God I love small towns.
I'm sick
I’ll be taking applications for someone to be my sexy nurse and wait on me hand and foot today.
What is the name of the song
yourmercurymouth:
ohmyjordan:
yourmercurymouth:
ohmyjordan:
In the Chumscrubber where it goes like dooo dooo doo doo doooOoooo. That’s all I can remember about it. I sold that DVD a long time ago, probably for weed money.
It was Phantom Planet covering Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young’s song “Our House.”
You’re my hero.
I love that cover :D
Now that I listen to it, it’s not the...