Jesus Christ
It’s International Blasphemy Day. In honor of the hi-larious cartoon depicting the prophet Muhammad, and the idiotic anti-defamation against religion laws the UN has tried to push through after some Muslims pissed their pants because everyone doesn’t believe exactly like them. You have the right to criticize and satirize religion, use it! So here we go:
Fuck Jesus. Allah is a cunt. Thor is a child molester. Shiva is a faggot. The Blessed Virgin Mother is only technically a virgin because she takes it up the butt.
And most importantly…they’re all fake!
Home alone
With a bottle of wine. Just as fun as partying and at the end of the night I’ll puke in my own toilet and pass out in my own bed.
Can we just contemplate for a moment
On the hilarity of one man sticking his penis in the ass of another man.
“The Mysterious Stranger” from The Adventures of Mark Twain. This gave me hardcore nightmares as a kid.
Happy Quds Day
Remember to tell all those Zionist Jews in your life to play nice and share!
I don’t know if you’re allowed to criticize a performance of a composer conducting his own piece, but Leonard Bernstein plays Leonard Bernstein way too slow.
Never Forget
Let’s never forget this infamous day in history…when in 1991 a commuter plane crashed near Houston killing 14 passengers.
(via thewarindrew)
I watched some documentary about how evil Wal-Mart is, so I should probably hate it. But I’m a poor college student who could care less about the unfair employment practices it uses.
I love this song. I made some pot oat meal and now I’m in the mood to adventure out and about now.
